August 5 2023, 8pm
...1 day ago
love a big ass purse. this is my bucket of garbage that i take everywhere. yes for emotional support
August 5 2023, 10am
...2 days ago
Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn’t exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.
July 31 2023, 9am
...1 week ago
Quick survey how old are you and do you care about your wedding like is it actually that serious for you
July 31 2023, 9am
...1 week ago
some salads are amazing and then other salads feel like you’re stuck in purgatory just eating leaves forever
July 26 2023, 10pm
...1 week ago

I am a GUEST and I do not DESERVE to use the good normal cups, I may only use the worst cup you have
Counterpoint, I am a guest and I DESIRE to use the WORST possible cup I can find that you have hidden away
Babygirl I will find cups you didnt even know EXISTED in that miserable little cupboard of yours
July 26 2023, 8pm
...1 week ago
in the tags, post where you’re from and list the first animal that comes to your head for each of these:
1. animal associated with sleep
2. animal associated with singing
3. animal associated with jumping/bouncing/hopping
4. an animal that is cowardly
5. a wise animal
6. a cunning/sneaky animal
see my tags for examples of what i mean. i want to see what other people connote animals with.
July 26 2023, 5pm
...1 week ago
can we dig up pavlov and tell him my mom’s annoying dogs go insane whenever they hear a doorbell, either a real one or on TV or even a phone alert that sounds a little too close to a doorbell, and they refuse to calm down and bark for like ten minutes so now when I hear a doorbell I myself instinctively cringe and brace myself even when I’m 40 miles away in my own house because I think pavlov would like that
July 19 2023, 2pm
...2 weeks ago
they should invent a mother who is normal and says normal things and has normal interactions with her child











